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michelledeluca:

One day in April of 1976, Chicago Daily News columnist Mike Royko decided to focus on Frank Sinatra’s arrival in the city ahead of a live show. In his column, Royko described the constant placement of Chicago cops outside Sinatra’s hotel as ‘wasteful’, derided his supposed ‘entourage of flunkies’, and remarked on what appeared to be - to Royko at least - a wig on the singer’s head. Luckily for us, Sinatra saw the column and wrote this fantastically unrestrained letter to Royko in response.

Full article here and click photo to view full letter

Fuck Yeah Sinatra.

Frank Sinatra was a pussy Italian who wanted to appear tough so he bought mob friends and acted like he was the shit.  He beat women he cheated on and was in general a terrible human being.

Oh yeah, and his songs fucking sucked too.

Frank Sinatra was a douchebag reblog.

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darkegreen:

So let me get this straight you want me to put my balls in your mouth?

put your balls in my bucket, mister bucket

MR BUCKET, BALLS POP OUT OF MY MOUTH.

how did they market this to children.

Easy.  By telling kids that IT’S OK TO SUCK BALLS.

You fucking fascist asshole.

Dude, it’s not that it’s not okay to suck balls, Ball sucking is essential, the point here is that they’re marketing this ball sucking MR bucket to children. The mister implies that he’s older. MISTER BUCKET, PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY TOP. Clearly the product was designed by some sort of pedophiliac coven of communist toy designers.

…still don’t see what’s wrong with it.

Dudes. My little brother had one of these and Mr. Bucket did not suck balls, he spit them out and you had to scoop them back in before his timer ran out or some shit and whoever was whatever color and had the most balls in the bucket won or some shit.

I don’t understand why anyone is trying to apply ball suckage to this thing, HE DID NOT SUCK THE BALLS HE WAS ADVERSE TO THEM EVEN BEING NEAR HIM.

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the-mu:

This book will fuck you up.

People say that, but from pictures it just looks like jack off bullshit.

I like this book, it’s cleverly formatted blah blah blah etc, but it did not “fuck me up”.

The only way this book would “fuck you up” is if you’re one of those people who’s afraid of going in their closet late at night after watching a Nightmare on Elm Street movie late at night or something.

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“You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It’s so small, no one knows it’s there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead.”