December 2009
The 14 Worst Words For A Designer To Hear
clientsfromhell:
“I’m not sure what I want, but I’ll know it when I see it.”
studentloansforbeermoney:
clientsfromhell:
Client: We need to use WeirdoFont on our website.
Me: That’s not possible, the font is not a common web font.
Client: Nothing is impossible! It’s just a question of time and money.
Me: Well, OK, I’ll travel around the world and install the font on all internet-connected computers, if you can get the copyright clearance for the font.
Client: That’s...
Parks and Recreation is like a boring version of...
executiveproducerdickwolf:
n/t
Isn’t The Office also about nothing happening and inducing boredom?
“Well, I was hoping you wouldn’t just be interested in making money. I wanted you...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“I’d like an email designed and sent to the internet.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Please leave the jpegs on the desk so I can verify them, thanks.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
