December 2011
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cosmo tip #113
burnjoyfully:
expertcosmotips:
This holiday season, instead of going around the house singing Christmas Carols, replace any mention of ‘Santa’ or ‘Christmas’ with ‘vagina’. Your man will be super turned on when you sing ‘My Vagina Is Coming To Town’.
“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Vagina.”
“I’m Dreaming of a White Vagina.”
hahaha is this for real? There are many words that define the...
lowinterest:
I wish there was delivery service for Ellio’s pizza.
superlink:
“I’M INNOCENT” Sonic screamed as he eluded the government, racing through City Escape Zone on a skateboard destroying hundreds of cars and killing thousands.
Skateboarding while holding on to two chili dogs in each hand doing sweet and xxxtreme kickflips and ollies and heelflips through golden rings suspended in the sky
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On how weird it is that for a week or so I have a recurring dream about me and a Slapshot-era Paul Newman are locked in a shack in what I presume to be South America working on bicycles and various mechanical things day and night and we never speak to each other and also on some Iron Man shit we are secretly building something with which to escape our captors whom we never see. Also our only food...
