cosmo tip #113

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expertcosmotips:

This holiday season, instead of going around the house singing Christmas Carols, replace any mention of ‘Santa’ or ‘Christmas’ with ‘vagina’. Your man will be super turned on when you sing ‘My Vagina Is Coming To Town’.

“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Vagina.”

“I’m Dreaming of a White Vagina.”

hahaha is this for real? There are many words that define the female reproductive organ that will get me “super turned on” and “vagina” is not among those words no matter how sultry the inflection

(via turqnayuniverse)

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    yes i think it is
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    omg these are hilarious.
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    oh vagina treeee oh vagina treee
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    Cosmo finally said something useful.
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    my boyfriend does this.

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